Now that I’m older…
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50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Red Light Driving
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Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
No Jello
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“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Politically Correct Santa
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