How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
What type of prize did you win?
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What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Polish Couple
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Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
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Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
New chemical warfare
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