Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...