No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...