Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
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Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...