Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...