Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....