Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...