~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...