Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...