A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Working in the garden
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Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...