Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...