The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...