Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!