Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...