Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...