Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...