Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...