Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...