Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”