A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...