Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...