Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...