Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...