Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...