Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...