The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...