How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...