Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Do clever men make good husbands?
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Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...