Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...