God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...