YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...