Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...