Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...