The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...