Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
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GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Short Reindeer Jokes
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Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...