Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...