My son swallowed the can opener
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Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
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Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Are you talking to me?
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What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
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Rob the supermarket
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