These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!