Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...