A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
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Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...