Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...