If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...