Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...