Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...