Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...