The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
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