The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...