Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...