My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...