No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...